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Thelionema is a small genus of tufted perennials in the family Asphodelaceae, subfamily Hemerocallidoideae. All three species, which were previously placed in the genus Stypandra, are native to Australia. These are:
- Thelionema caespitosum (R.Br.) R.J.F.Hend. - Tufted Blue-lily \n
- Thelionema grande (C.T.White) R.J.F.Hend. \n
- Thelionema umbellatum (R.Br.) R.J.F.Hend.
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