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{"fact":"Polydactyl cats (a cat with 1-2 extra toes on their paws) have this as a result of a genetic mutation. These cats are also referred to as 'Hemingway cats' because writer Ernest Hemingway reportedly owned dozens of them at his home in Key West, Florida.","length":252}
{"type":"general","setup":"Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?","punchline":"The baa-baa shop.","id":287}
{"fact":"A cat's jaw has only up and down motion; it does not have any lateral, side to side motion, like dogs and humans.","length":113}
{"fact":"Blue-eyed, white cats are often prone to deafness.","length":50}
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